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Jen’s Jock Strap Diaries

August 23, 2007 · 2 Comments

Ok, this guy (John) calls the shop today and asks to check stock on an item. He wants a jock strap, but he wants a triple xxxl size with a men’s xxxl cup. Whoa I say. Who is this giant man that all the ladies must be waiting in line for? So we wait for “Giant John) to show up for his 3xl cup and jock. Sure enough, he shows…this guy walks in, and we don’t think twice about it. He is 5′2″ barely 100lbs sopping wet. He comes up to the counter, and says he is John and came to pick up his jock. It was REALLY hard not to laugh. Turns out, “BIG” John really needed a teen size cup. His face turned BEET RED!

We never saw Big John again. I wonder if he wears size 14 cleats?

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